just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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