so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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