What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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