Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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