When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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