I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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