i don't like sucking hair
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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