I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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