He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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