I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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