So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We need to get me chipped asap
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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