if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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