plz talk dirty to me
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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