he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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