Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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