ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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