I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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