I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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