Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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