I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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