Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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