So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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