So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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third nipple confirmed
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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