Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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