Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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