You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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