I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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