Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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