when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My vagina is very pro this idea
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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