When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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