You're a womanizer and a bitch.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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