how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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