i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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