Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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