I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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