so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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