you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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