At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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