there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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