i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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