Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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