How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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