he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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