Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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