remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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