my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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