...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
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Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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