Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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