that's an acceptable place to lick
In America we eat man semen.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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