I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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